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Candy Bar Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it…
- I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but…
More Candy Bar Quotes
- We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health.… — Michelle Obama
- He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm… — Jill Shalvis
- You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
- Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars. — Gwendolyn Brooks
- No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky — Mary Tyler Moore
- We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars — MF Grimm
- I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel
- I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I… — Mitch Hedberg