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Got Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.
- That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food…
- I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
- I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
- I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'll be like…
- I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
- If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
- I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
- My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she…
- I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out,…
- I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money…
- I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk…
- My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress,…
- Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a…
- I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel…
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