"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always……" — Mitch Hedberg

More Always Lose Quotes

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• Laws always lose in energy what the government gains in extent. — Immanuel Kant
• Every phenomenon, however trifling it be, has a cause, and a mind infinitely powerful, and infinitely well-informed concerning the laws… — Henri Poincare
• Senator, we are groping for understanding, the knowledge you assume I possess doesn't exist' - 'The only effective regulation lies… — Alan Greenspan
• Well, weight you can always lose, but hair you can't get back. — Joey Ramone
• Don't judge yourself by someone else's standards. You will always lose — Billy Corgan
• It's easy to see why conservatives would be salivating at the thought of a Hillary primary challenge. Presidents who face… — Peter Beinart
• Those with the least always lose the most in war. — Joe Abercrombie
• I remember when I was coaching down at Florida, we would always lose kids in recruiting battles to Clemson. I… — Urban Meyer
• This, I have seen in life - those who are overcautious about themselves fall into dangers at every step. Those… — Swami Vivekananda
• If we succeed with something, that is only because others are in need of what e have produced. And the… — Andrei Tarkovsky
• If you fight you won't always win. But if you don't fight you will always lose — Bob Crow
• They always lose when it matters (getting it wrong about England in the rugby world cup final 2003). — Bernard Laporte

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