"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be…" — Mitch Hedberg

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• We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to… — Mario Batali
• The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. — Paul Cezanne
• You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time… — Lou Barletta
• English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows,… — Alan Coren
• Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. — Fran Lebowitz
• Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it beets, carrots, cabbage,… — Yevgeny Yevtushenko
• It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games)… — Bob Schneider
• But some of us are beginning to pull well away, in our irritation, from...the exquisite tasters, the vintage snobs, the… — J. B. Priestley
• I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit;… — Marilyn Monroe
• I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce
• You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's… — Anton Chekhov
• Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball. — Carl Furillo

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