Carrots Quotes

128 quotes by 119 authors

We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because it's not perfect… — Mario Batali
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. — Paul Cezanne
You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time you start waving a carrot… — Lou Barletta
English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate in wild heliotrope… — Alan Coren
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. — Fran Lebowitz
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything you want. What's… — Yevgeny Yevtushenko
It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today.… — Bob Schneider
But some of us are beginning to pull well away, in our irritation, from...the exquisite tasters, the vintage snobs, the three-star Michelin gourmets. There is,… — J. B. Priestley
I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with… — Marilyn Monroe
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce
You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know. — Anton Chekhov
Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball. — Carl Furillo
I think they named the orange before the carrot. — Demetri Martin
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was… — Chael Sonnen
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru… — Edward Abbey
Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar… — Thom Yorke
IBM doesn't want its people to get frustrated and restless because it has them reaching for carrots they can't quit — Buck Rodgers
My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June!… — Busy Philipps
I recycle. I have a house in the south of France and I have a small garden. My name is Dujardin - 'from the garden.'… — Jean Dujardin
It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of… — Martin Mull

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