Carrots Quotes

128 quotes by 119 authors

If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it — Chuck Jones
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health. ...We can't lie… — Michelle Obama
Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal… — Nick Rahall
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole
Every foreign policy of every major nation involves reason, common sense, carrots and sticks. You can't have all carrots and no sticks. — Fred Thompson
I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red damn tomatoes such… — Roy Blount, Jr.
You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very important diversity. — Cary Fowler
Orange strengthens your emotional body, encouraging a general feeling of joy, well-being, and cheerfulness. Orange vibration foods are: oranges, tangerines, apricots, mangoes, peaches and carrots. — Tae Yun Kim
I keep looking for ultimate answers, but maybe there aren't any or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, because in the section marked… — Rachel Vail
But I have an African or Indian approach to what I find. I like to make use of everything. I can't bear to throw things… — Unknown Author
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser
Be careful what you say. It comes true. It comes true. I had to leave home in order to see the world logically, logic the… — Maxine Hong Kingston
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as… — Jack Handey
Cows scream louder than carrots. — Alan Watts
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food… — Mitch Hedberg
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand… — Stephen Beaumont
The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; itâ€™s a carrot. — Mark Bittman
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. — Mark Rippetoe
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein

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