"What did the carrot say to the wheat?……" — Shel Silverstein
"What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet."
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132 Quotes by Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein has 132 quotes on this site.
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Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
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'I don't need very much now,' said the boy, 'just a quiet place to sit and rest. I am very…
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If you're a bird, be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late.
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How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em.
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I would hope that people, no matter what age, would find something to identify with in my books, pick one…
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Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the…
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G'bye, I'm going out to play!
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God says to me with a kind of smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer…
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Don't be dependent on anyone else. I want to go everywhere, look at, and listen to everything. You can go…
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Beware of being the roller / When there's nothing left to roll
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Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He got tickled by his mom. Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor,…
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I can be someone's and still be my own.
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More Beet Quotes
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I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a…
— Charles M. Schwab
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Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on…
— Hedrick Smith
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The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts…
— Charles Heiser
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The beet is the most intense of vegetables
— Tom Robbins
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I juice everything! Whether it's beet, carrot, or apple, I'll juice it. I always keep brown rice in the kitchen.…
— Misty May-Treanor
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The beet must be uprooted.
— Roland Freisler
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I'm a beet freak. I put them in the pressure cooker.
— Julia Child
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The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish…
— Tom Robbins
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I had a dream about a motorcycle," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying." Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The…
— Shel Silverstein
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So, here’s what you do. You win, you go home. She can’t turn you down then, eh?” says Caesar encouragingly.…
— Suzanne Collins
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To put is still more plainly: the desire for security and the feeling of insecurity are the same thing. To…
— Alan Watts
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