Carrot Quotes

74 quotes by 70 authors

We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because it's not perfect… — Mario Batali
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. — Paul Cezanne
You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time you start waving a carrot… — Lou Barletta
It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today.… — Bob Schneider
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce
You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know. — Anton Chekhov
I think they named the orange before the carrot. — Demetri Martin
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was… — Chael Sonnen
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru… — Edward Abbey
Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar… — Thom Yorke
It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of… — Martin Mull
If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it — Chuck Jones
Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal… — Nick Rahall
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole
You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very important diversity. — Cary Fowler
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food… — Mitch Hedberg
The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; itâ€™s a carrot. — Mark Bittman
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. — Mark Rippetoe

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