Carrot Quotes

74 Carrot quotes by 69 unique authors

If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days. — Margot Robbie
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. — Michael Ian Black
I think Carrot Top is hilarious. — Craig Robinson
For people who are at the bottom economically, the world is becoming a harder and harder place. And yet the incentives to become rich are… — Mohsin Hamid
When life stresses you out, eat a carrot. It won't make your life any better, but at least you're helping out the carrot farmers. — Green Monk
So many eager young bunnies that I'd love to pursue. Now even though they eaten out the palm eaten out the palm of my hand,… — Bruno Mars
C'mon Roger, let's go home. I'll bake you a carrot cake. — Jessica Rabbit
Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his butt? A BOX?! couldn't you like find a carrot or… — Davey Havok
Theres only one carrot and thay all gotta share it! — Bruno Mars
I got a pair of Js, I roll a pair of Js. We up in Diamond supply, spending that carrot cake. — Unknown Author
How do you catch a loose horse? MAKE A SOUND LIKE A CARROT! — Unknown Author
Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot? — Seth Rogan
Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans.... As they reach over for their fourth slice of carrot cake. — Kevin
After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot. — Nikhil Saluja

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69 authors contributed a total of 74 Carrot Quotes, led by these top contributors: