Carrot Quotes

74 quotes by 69 authors

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top
Creative freedom is a huge carrot. — Adam McKay
I think I've been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career, it was a… — Melissa Etheridge
I juice everything! Whether it's beet, carrot, or apple, I'll juice it. I always keep brown rice in the kitchen. I'll often pack a cooler… — Misty May-Treanor
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice. — Robinson Jeffers
Production goes up and up because high pressure advertising and salesmanship constantly create new needs that must be satisfied: this is Admass- a consumer's race… — J. B. Priestley
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. — Duane Chapman
I think everyone can recognize the one-upmanship and the competition that go on wherever you are, especially among groups where the women don't have to… — Rachel Johnson
I'm not going to work for the sake of working. I'll work, if I'm extraordinarily lucky enough to continue having the same opportunities, but it… — Carey Mulligan
There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working. — John F. Kennedy
A fellow will hack half a year at a block of marble to make something in stone that hardly resembles a man. The value of… — Samuel Johnson
Many mornings I check out the news as soon as I wake up, because if it turns out that the world is coming to an… — Anne Lamott
What healthy religion is saying is that the real life is both now and later. You have to taste the Real first of all now.… — Richard Rohr
Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye… — David Letterman
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a… — Emily Oster
Dangling a carrot in front of a donkeyâ€”or anyone else for that matterâ€”is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it… — Vera Nazarian
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. — Gilbert Gottfried
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis
If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in… — Nhat Hanh

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