"Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading……" — David Letterman
"Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot."
More Carrot Quotes
- We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to… — Mario Batali
- The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. — Paul Cezanne
- You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time… — Lou Barletta
- It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games)… — Bob Schneider
- I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce
- You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's… — Anton Chekhov
- I think they named the orange before the carrot. — Demetri Martin
- I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is… — Chael Sonnen
- Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is… — Edward Abbey
- Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell… — Thom Yorke
- It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say… — Martin Mull
- If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook… — Chuck Jones