"I was Christmas shopping and ran into a……" — David Letterman
"I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from.""
More Christmas Quotes
- In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. — Richard Bach
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks… — Andrea Arnold
- For it is in giving that we receive. — Francis of Assisi
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own… — Dave Barry
- My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole… — Mario Batali
- The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who… — Pope Benedict XVI
- Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. — Lewis Black
- I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I… — Lewis Black
- The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the Christianity based on him manifest themselves in… — Lionel Blue
- There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. — Erma Bombeck
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- I didn't know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come. — Richard Brautigan