"One day as I came home early, I……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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