Home Early Quotes
11 quotes by 10 authors
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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people
— Larry the Cable Guy
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One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?'…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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I am writing in one of the Keepers' Lodges to wh I have returned after stalking & where I am waiting for the Prince of…
— Winston Churchill
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Before I start directing a show, I try to spend a few weeks hanging around the set, getting to know the crew and talking to…
— Eric Stoltz
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I'm happy going home early and working out and just being a mother and being a wife.
— Kim Alexis
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The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.
— Terry Pratchett
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If a man isn't being nice when you're out, all you have to do is remain polite and then go home early.
— Sherry Argov
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I define fear as standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.
— Max Baer
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Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Running is healthier than walking, especially when her husband comes home early!
— Nikhil Saluja
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The ideal woman goes home early, doesnt flirt, doesnt drink, doesnt smoke, doesn't tattoos, doesnt gamble and they are on endangered list
— KM II
Who Wrote These Home Early Quotes
10 authors contributed a total of 11 Home Early Quotes as follows: