Home Early Quotes

11 quotes by 10 authors

• Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people — Larry the Cable Guy
• One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?'… — Rodney Dangerfield
• I am writing in one of the Keepers' Lodges to wh I have returned after stalking & where I am waiting for the Prince of… — Winston Churchill
• Before I start directing a show, I try to spend a few weeks hanging around the set, getting to know the crew and talking to… — Eric Stoltz
• I'm happy going home early and working out and just being a mother and being a wife. — Kim Alexis
• The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. — Terry Pratchett
• If a man isn't being nice when you're out, all you have to do is remain polite and then go home early. — Sherry Argov
• I define fear as standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early. — Max Baer
• Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja
• Running is healthier than walking, especially when her husband comes home early! — Nikhil Saluja
• The ideal woman goes home early, doesnt flirt, doesnt drink, doesnt smoke, doesn't tattoos, doesnt gamble and they are on endangered list — KM II

Who Wrote These Home Early Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 11 Home Early Quotes as follows:

• 2 Home Early Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Home Early Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
• 1 Home Early Quote by Winston Churchill
• 1 Home Early Quote by Eric Stoltz
• 1 Home Early Quote by Kim Alexis
• 1 Home Early Quote by Terry Pratchett
• 1 Home Early Quote by Sherry Argov
• 1 Home Early Quote by Max Baer
• 1 Home Early Quote by KM II
• 1 Home Early Quote by Larry the Cable Guy