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Terry Pratchett has 1,151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with.…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire'…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people
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One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are…
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I am writing in one of the Keepers' Lodges to wh I have returned after stalking & where I am waiting for…
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Before I start directing a show, I try to spend a few weeks hanging around the set, getting to know the crew…
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I'm happy going home early and working out and just being a mother and being a wife.
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The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home…
— Terry Pratchett
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If a man isn't being nice when you're out, all you have to do is remain polite and then go home early.
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I define fear as standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.
— Max Baer
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Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking.
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Running is healthier than walking, especially when her husband comes home early!
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The ideal woman goes home early, doesnt flirt, doesnt drink, doesnt smoke, doesn't tattoos, doesnt gamble and they are on endangered list
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