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Funny Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight…
- We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience
- Thats how we survive infinity - we kill it by breaking it up into small bits.
- Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned.
- Things just happen. What the hell.
- Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.
- What's money interested in? More money.
- Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.
- The most prudent thing any intelligent animal can do, if it would prefer its descendents not to spend a lot of time on a slab…
- Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.
- The price of being the best is having to be the best.
- The harder I work, the luckier I become.
- And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot…
- Either all days are holy or none are.
- Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of…
- The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
- In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
- It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.
- The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
- Freedom without limits is just a word.
- Knowing that you are going to die is, I suspect, the beginning of wisdom.
- He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.
- Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
- If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin