"The most prudent thing any intelligent animal can……" — Terry Pratchett

"The most prudent thing any intelligent animal can do, if it would prefer its descendents not to spend a lot of time on a slab with electrodes clamped to their brains or sticking mines on the bottom of ships, or being patronised by zoologists, is to make bloody certain humans don't find out about it."

— Terry Pratchett

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At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
Man is by nature a political animal. — Aristotle
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People are not going to care about animal conservation unless they think that animals are worthwhile. — David Attenborough
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