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- Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped.
- Never f*!k with the ineffable.
- Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ. —Death
- We live and learn, or, perhaps more importantly we learn and live.
- They can tak' oour lives but they canna tak' oour troousers!
- Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
- One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
- Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past like a stampede.
- What do you call those things you find at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful Gangsters?
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