"Never f*!k with the ineffable." — Terry Pratchett

"Never f*!k with the ineffable."

— Terry Pratchett

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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats…
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube…
Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
Things have no power that humans don't put there.

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I never drink water... fish f**k in it. — W.C. Fields
People are always asking me what my lyrics mean. Does it mean this, does it mean that, that's all anybody… — Freddie Mercury
I can look at a chick who's a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won't… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
When you get divorced, all the truths that come out, you sit there and go, 'What the f**k was I… — Sean Penn
Thats when you know youve found somebody special. When you can just shut the f**k up for a minute and… — Uma Thurman
I don't know what the f--k I'm talking about with parenting. — Felicity Huffman
I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me! — Courtney Love
I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets.… — Jack Black
When I see footage of Guns N' Roses, I see that fu**ing hunger and attitude. You could not f**k with… — Slash
Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang — Simon Rex
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! — Eddie Izzard
It's a tragedy that modernity has released this Ebola beast into the world. It renders humans untouchable, and that's sickening.… — Bob Geldof

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