"If I were Achilles I would put my……" — Eddie Izzard

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k… - Eddie Izzard

"If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!"

— Eddie Izzard

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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard has 96 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well.…
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how…
You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get…
Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo".…
You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?…
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for…
That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna…
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just…

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More Achilles Quotes

This quote is filed under Achilles Quotes, one of 65 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't. — Joe Biden
Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know-and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knowledge,… — Isaac Asimov
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the… — Dana Carvey
Growth is the mantra of our society because the economy can't remain healthy without growth.Impregnable monopolies aside (and these are… — Robert Heilbroner
It's all about how bad you want to come back. (The Achilles' is) not tight anymore. I'm like a wild… — Takeo Spikes
We read about how Ajax and Achilles will die for each other, but very little about the friendship of women. — Toni Morrison
Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have an entire Achilles body. — Woody Allen
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. — Homer
He ran his hand up and down his left achilles tendon. Very tender; better pay attention to it and back… — John L. Parker Jr.
I guess the solo from 'Achilles Last Stand' is in the same tradition as the solo from 'Stairway to Heaven'...it… — Jimmy Page
All interesting heroes have an Achilles heel. — Jo Nesbo
Nowadays people are born to find fault. When they look at Achilles, they see only his heel. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

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