"Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off……" — Eddie Izzard
"Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia."
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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard has 96 quotes on this site.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well.…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo".…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna…
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Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just…
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More Dyslexia Quotes
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one of 33 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Creativity is the key for any child with dyslexia, or for anyone for that matter. Then you can think outside…
— Orlando Bloom
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In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my…
— Fannie Flagg
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When I had dyslexia, they didn't diagnose it as that. It was frustrating and embarrassing. I could tell you a…
— Nolan Ryan
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Perhaps my early problems with dyslexia made me more intuitive: when someone sends me a written proposal, rather than dwelling…
— Richard Branson
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I definitely have managed to overcome dyslexia now to become a fully functional human being but things were a lot…
— Ahmet Zappa
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I think everybody should have dyslexia and A.D.D.
— Paul Orfalea
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The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to…
— Steve Goodman
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The illuminated ones can take any form -- a man, a woman, a child, an elder, or even a dog.…
— Jean Houston
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word…
— Eddie Izzard
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My coping mechanism with my dyslexia is to use wit and humor.
— Max Brooks
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Dyslexia is not due to a lack of intelligence, it's a lack of access. It's like, if you're dyslexic, you…
— Orlando Bloom
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My father is Cuban. Spanish was my first language, but I don't speak it that much anymore because I had…
— Bella Thorne
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