Piss Quotes

226 quotes by 178 authors

When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound… — George S. Patton
The bottom line is that if I did it, you can do it. I got rich without the benefit of a college education or a… — Felix Dennis
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. — Spider Robinson
Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look. — William S. Burroughs
When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous, I was at… — Clive James
I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes. — Kurt Cobain
God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem
Rock'n'roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off — Gerard Way
President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was drive… — Conan O'Brien
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon. — Buzz Aldrin
So I swear to God, I took one year where I just said, This year, I'm just going to cop to it and say to… — Brad Pitt
People go for help, but their lives don't get better because of those psychiatric drugs. They get worse. They feel numb and they're told that's… — Tom Cruise
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for. — Andy Rooney
There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That's grand, then it moves into Ah now… — Dara O Briain
I went to Glenalmond and got the piss taken out of me for my Glasgow accent. Then I spent five years at this very posh… — Robbie Coltraine
If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you. — Courtney Love
I grew up having to piss in a bucket â€™cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that… — Ozzy Osbourne
Machida is not a bad guy; he's a victim of the brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than drinking piss. — Chael Sonnen
The seven Ps: Proper Planning and Preparation Prevent Piss-Poor Performance — John Lanchester
When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris

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