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- You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
- Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
- Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis…
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- When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It… — George S. Patton
- The bottom line is that if I did it, you can do it. I got rich without the benefit of a college… — Felix Dennis
- Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. — Spider Robinson
- Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look. — William S. Burroughs
- When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous,… — Clive James
- I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes. — Kurt Cobain
- God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem
- Rock'n'roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off — Gerard Way
- President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she… — Conan O'Brien
- Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the… — Buzz Aldrin
- So I swear to God, I took one year where I just said, This year, I'm just going to cop to it… — Brad Pitt
- People go for help, but their lives don't get better because of those psychiatric drugs. They get worse. They feel numb and… — Tom Cruise