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Off Quotes by Eddie Izzard
- If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
- You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
- That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
- Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
- Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint…
- Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis…
- If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?
- I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I…
- [Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand [Speaking] NOT a good idea, youre gonna roll over and cut your bits off.
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- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and… — Lewis Black
- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle