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Thinking Quotes by Eddie Izzard
- The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
- The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir...…
- "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?"…
- If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?
- Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
- I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
- I use a Bruce Lee technique: 'The way of no way.' He had the idea that he would learn everything, so that whoever he had…
- I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is…
- In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about…
- They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I…
- But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who…
- You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop,…
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