"If there were a god, don't you think……" — Eddie Izzard
"If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?"
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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard has 96 quotes on this site.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well.…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo".…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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More Flicked Quotes
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No long-term marriage is made easily, and there have been times when I've been so angry or so hurt that…
— Madeleine L'Engle
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On my first days here I did not start work immediately but, as planned, I took it easy for a…
— Gustav Klimt
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Long ago, when Harry had been left alone while the Dursley's went out to enjoy themselves, the hours of solitude…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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She's not dead. You didn't kill her, nor did the hunger birds, although they did their best to get to…
— Neil Gaiman
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Every time I flicked channels, there I was, talking. I was talking too much and writing too little. So Naomi…
— Joe Eszterhas
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I flicked my eyes over to Steve again and saw him straighten. He would need a diversion just to start.…
— Stephen Fry
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Half way down, he encountered Saphira, who had jammed her head and neck as far up the stair as she…
— Christopher Paolini
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The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge…
— Neil Gaiman
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Her eyes flicked over the cards, looked at Dimitri, then looked back at the cards. Her expression was blank. "You…
— Richelle Mead
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Tavi looked wildly around the courtyard, and when his gaze flicked toward them, his face lit witha ferocious smile. "Uncle…
— Jim Butcher
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Actually," Clary said, "I think he stayed because of me." Jace's glaze flicked up to hers with a flash of…
— Cassandra Clare
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He cut her off with brutal precision. "And one last thing." His eyes flicked toward the door, through which Jace,…
— Cassandra Clare
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