"I try to just talk about human stories……" — Eddie Izzard
"I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever."
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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard has 96 quotes on this site.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well.…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo".…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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More Human Quotes
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The earth is the very quintessence of the human condition.
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Promises are the uniquely human way of ordering the future, making it predictable and reliable to the extent that this…
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The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all…
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We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and…
— Hannah Arendt
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It is in the very nature of things human that every act that has once made its appearance and has…
— Hannah Arendt
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When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress…
— Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire.
— Aristotle
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Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others.
— Aristotle
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I'd love to do a movie where the monster is human, where the issue is not otherworldly, or horror or…
— J. J. Abrams
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Films and television and even comic books are churning out vast quantities of fictional narratives, and the public continues to…
— Paul Auster
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No one's really happy anyway, it's not human.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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The things that people do now in sports, you can't even believe. These are complete total athletes. To see what…
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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