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Inspirational Quotes by Eddie Izzard
- You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
- You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
- Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.
- Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
- I'd like to have sex with myself.
- I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!
- Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
- You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can…
- We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
- If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?
- Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
- Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
- There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
- If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
- I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
- I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
- They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
- We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about?
- Cake and tea or death?
- They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.
- So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.
More Inspirational Quotes
- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento