"But with dogs, we do have "bad dog."……" — Eddie Izzard

But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad… - Eddie Izzard

"But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!" "Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry."

— Eddie Izzard

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