Biscuits Quotes

84 quotes by 80 authors

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the… — Jo Brand
God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and… — Cynthia Rylant
You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is… — Dutch Schultz
I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits — Kate Winslet
If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which famous Rhodes has… — Martial
...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'. — H.G. Wells
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. — Dylan Moran
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit. — Wesley Snipes
You got to risk it if you want the biscuit. — Len Goodman
I feel a horror for exaggerated love or friendship. It's just too well demonstrated to me that when the moment comes that one asks something,… — Brian Thompson
I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and… — Thom Yorke
The time comes to every dog when it ceases to care for people merely for biscuits or bones, or even for caresses, and walks out… — Frances Power Cobbe
I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though. — Les Dawson
We have fried catfish, country fried steak and cinnamon-roasted pork. We have collard greens, black-eyed peas, hush puppies, biscuits, sweet potato pie and lots of… — Mark Farner
There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home… — O. Henry
I began reading Harper Lee's novel in the skimpy shade of a pine outside my grandmother's house, fat beagles pressing against me, begging for attention,… — Rick Bragg
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe! — Frank Zappa
You are giving a little man a biscuit to eat, and you put a barrel of flour more taxes on top of his head to… — Huey Long
Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs… — Garrison Keillor

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