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- There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest… — Jo Brand
- God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running… — Cynthia Rylant
- You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and… — Dutch Schultz
- I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits — Kate Winslet
- If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which… — Martial
- ...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'. — H.G. Wells
- Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. — Dylan Moran
- Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson
- You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit. — Wesley Snipes
- You got to risk it if you want the biscuit. — Len Goodman
- I feel a horror for exaggerated love or friendship. It's just too well demonstrated to me that when the moment comes that… — Brian Thompson
- I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat… — Thom Yorke