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- My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.
- I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the…
- For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all,…
- Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to identify it, dreading the inevitable downswing that is sure to follow.…
- All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the…
- Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?
- As I searched the atlas for somewhere to run to, Hugh made a case for his old stomping grounds. His first suggestion was Beirut, where…
- Besides, if I wanted to hear people speaking wall-to-wall French, all I had to do was remove my headphones and participate in what is known…
- The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with…
- Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
- All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.
- Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.
- Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.
- They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.
- My sister's the type who religiously watches the fear segments of her local Eyewitness News broadcasts, retaining nothing but the headline...Everything is dangerous all of…
- .. but all of a sudden they’re poets, right, like that’s all it takes — being in love.
- I am a person who feels guilty for crimes I have not committed, or have not committed in years. The police search the train station…
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle