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- We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast…
- There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish…
- Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the…
- After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage…
- But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.
- We had a sunset of a very fine sort. The vast plain of the sea was marked off in bands of sharply-contrasted colors: great stretches…
- Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
- Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
- That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question…
- All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst.
- Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in.
- A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes…
- 'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it…
- Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
- We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's…
- Our Congresses consist of Christians. In their private life they are true to every obligation of honor; yet in every session they violate them all,…
- A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. There is nothing more satisfying than that sense of being completely "at home" in your own…
- All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. You can "already know for sure" things that could actually impede…
- I can teach anybody how to get, what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me…
- The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. It is said that leaders are readers. However…
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