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Them Quotes by Mark Twain
- Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.
- We had a sunset of a very fine sort. The vast plain of the sea was marked off in bands of sharply-contrasted colors: great stretches…
- He does not care for flowers. Calls them rubbish, and cannot tell one from another, and thinks it is superior to feel like that.
- Our Congresses consist of Christians. In their private life they are true to every obligation of honor; yet in every session they violate them all,…
- Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. You cannot…
- I can teach anybody how to get, what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me…
- The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. It is said that leaders are readers. However…
- All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.
- Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would be surprised…
- I have been scientifically studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so-called,) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I…
- Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.
- It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.
- Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon…
- If the metrics you are looking at aren't useful in optimizing your strategy - stop looking at them.
- All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if…
- The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble…
- Anybody can have ideas-the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one…
- The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them…
- Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them. They hide…
- If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.
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