"Money can't buy you love, but it can……" — Dylan Moran
"Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits."
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121 Quotes by Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran has 121 quotes on this site.
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Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic…
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You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop…
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A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
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I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
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When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just…
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You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
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If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline,…
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I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I…
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I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.
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Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
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I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese...…
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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the…
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More Biscuits Quotes
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There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts…
— Jo Brand
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God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired…
— Cynthia Rylant
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You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog…
— Dutch Schultz
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I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits
— Kate Winslet
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If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard)…
— Martial
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...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed…
— H.G. Wells
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Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
— Jesse Jackson
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
— Wesley Snipes
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You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.
— Len Goodman
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I feel a horror for exaggerated love or friendship. It's just too well demonstrated to me that when the moment…
— Brian Thompson
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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the…
— Thom Yorke
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The time comes to every dog when it ceases to care for people merely for biscuits or bones, or even…
— Frances Power Cobbe
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