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Caitlin Moran has 101 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I come from grunge, and then Brit-pop, scenes where you boast about how little you spent on an outfit. ... Now, it…
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The unwearable of high heels is self-evidently all around us, coming to a head at the average wedding reception, a uniformly high-heeled…
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I am in love, and he's the one. Obviously I thought the one before him was the one and the one before…
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I cannot understand antiabortion arguments that center on the sanctity of life. As a species, we’ve fairly comprehensively demonstrated that we don’t…
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I have read more about Oprah Winfrey’s ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear…
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When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help…
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If I'm going to spunk £500 on a pair of designer shoes, it's going to be a pair that I can a)…
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I told my girls, 'Look at Rihanna: She's one of the biggest pop stars in the world. She's really famous, really powerful,…
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You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in…
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The word 'barren' tells you everything you need to know. The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our…
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You should write, write, write every day, and learn to edit and pare it right back so you're proud of every sentence,…
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So this is why I can't agree with "don't feed the trolls." When millionaire celebrity broadcasters and entire publications start trolling, ignoring…
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There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest…
— Jo Brand
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God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running…
— Cynthia Rylant
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You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and…
— Dutch Schultz
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I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits
— Kate Winslet
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If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which…
— Martial
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...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.
— H.G. Wells
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
— Dylan Moran
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Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
— Jesse Jackson
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
— Wesley Snipes
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You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.
— Len Goodman
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I feel a horror for exaggerated love or friendship. It's just too well demonstrated to me that when the moment comes that…
— Brian Thompson
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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat…
— Thom Yorke
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