Caitlin Moran Quotes

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• I come from grunge, and then Brit-pop, scenes where you boast about how little you spent on an outfit. ... Now, it seems you must…
• The unwearable of high heels is self-evidently all around us, coming to a head at the average wedding reception, a uniformly high-heeled occasion. In our…
• I am in love, and he's the one. Obviously I thought the one before him was the one and the one before that was the…
• I cannot understand antiabortion arguments that center on the sanctity of life. As a species, we’ve fairly comprehensively demonstrated that we don’t believe in the…
• I have read more about Oprah Winfrey’s ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear this is no…
• When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You…
• If I'm going to spunk £500 on a pair of designer shoes, it's going to be a pair that I can a) dance to Bad…
• I told my girls, 'Look at Rihanna: She's one of the biggest pop stars in the world. She's really famous, really powerful, really rich. Yet…
• You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise
• The word 'barren' tells you everything you need to know. The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women…
• You should write, write, write every day, and learn to edit and pare it right back so you're proud of every sentence, and each one…
• So this is why I can't agree with "don't feed the trolls." When millionaire celebrity broadcasters and entire publications start trolling, ignoring them isn't really…
• All art is someone trying to tell you something.
• Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.
• Never feel this bad again. Never come back to this place, where only a knife will do. Live a gentle and kind life. Don't do…
• It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine.
• You wanted to become a doctor to help people and feel better at the end of your job, I think, watching them, as the nurse…
• My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.
• The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose.
• When I talk to girls, they go, 'I'm not a feminist.' And I say: 'What? You don't want to vote? Do you want to be…

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