Biscuit Quotes

48 quotes by 45 authors

You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is… — Dutch Schultz
If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which famous Rhodes has… — Martial
...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'. — H.G. Wells
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit. — Wesley Snipes
You got to risk it if you want the biscuit. — Len Goodman
I feel a horror for exaggerated love or friendship. It's just too well demonstrated to me that when the moment comes that one asks something,… — Brian Thompson
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe! — Frank Zappa
You are giving a little man a biscuit to eat, and you put a barrel of flour more taxes on top of his head to… — Huey Long
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that. — Peter Kay
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit. — Karl Pilkington
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. — Jimmy Fallon
A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same… — Alton Brown
Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably arenâ€™t having a full-on nervous breakdown â€“ you just need a cup of tea and… — Caitlin Moran
There is an interior style we intellectuals and design policy wonks know as Haut Euro Pooftastic, which really takes the biscuit. — Peter York
Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit. — Lil' Kim
I think that life is a bit like a biscuit that you only get one bite at. The best thing is to just go for… — Georgia Byng
Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?" "Yes." "You called her a liar?" "Yes." "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who… — Eddie Izzard
I cannot go any further without mentioning my favourite biscuit of all time, now sadly, tragically, extinct. The oaty, crumbly, demerara notes of the long-forgotten… — Nigel Slater

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