"It's weird how me and that insect are……" — Karl Pilkington
"It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit."
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like…
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If it's all instruction, you get annoyed with it and bored, and you stop reading. If it's all entertainment, you…
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I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog,…
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us…
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Tyranny and anarchy are never far apart.
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One of the great advantages of cremation - apart from all sanitary conditions - lies in the swift restoration to…
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Love is about mutual respect, apart from attraction.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Who apart from the gods is without pain for his whole lifetime's length?
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What goes on in Europe concerns us greatly because, if Europe comes apart, the E.U. comes apart, then you're going…
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Apart from a period of crisis during my adolescence, when my voice was changing and I could not tame it…
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