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Piss Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I don't know who Karma is, but that bitch sure does piss off a lot of people.
- DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
- Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself!
- You can piss your name in snow? I can piss mine in concrete.
- Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss all over it?
- A boss while trying to piss off an employee, So! I hear you got a small dick?! Smart employee: Does your wife tell you everything!
- Alarm clocks are like teachers, they wake you up and piss you off.
- Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I Win!
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling.
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say…
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to please…
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out.
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Fake your own orgasm while dining out.
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse.
- How to Piss Off A Woman : After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint.
- Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole.
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