Piss Quotes

226 Piss quotes by 162 unique authors

The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking with… — Merle Haggard
Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could come and sit… — Dennis Miller
The multitude will hardly believe the excessive force of education, and in the difference of modesty between men and women, ascribe that to nature, which… — Bernard de Mandeville
I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so… — Jimmy Buffett
I wanna piss on his head, I want his family dead. — Tupac Shakur
Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out of my pussy. — Lil Kim
Murdoc is sort of the, um, it’s his band. He sort of put Gorillaz together. It’s his idea. But he’s sort of an ugly, sort… — Jamie Hewlett
The hardest thing when you think about focusing. You think focusing is about saying "Yes." No. Focusing is about saying "No." And when you say… — Steve Jobs
It's too bad, but the way American people are, now that they have all this capability, instead of taking advantage of it, they'll probably just… — Lyndon B. Johnson
I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence — Miguel Torres
Any place that manufactures humans into weapons is going to piss off a couple members of X-Force. I always want a personal reason for why these… — Rick Remender
A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of… — Michael Showalter
I want art to make me think. In order to do that, it may piss me off, or make me uncomfortable. That promotes awareness and… — Unknown Author
You've gotta be business savvy really, or else you get the piss taken out of you. — Melanie Brown
I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I… — Bill Burr
Books are made not like children but like pyramids and they're just as useless! And they stay in the desert! Jackals piss at their foot… — Gustave Flaubert
But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the… — Bible
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me… — Bible
He'd drink the piss from a brewer's horse. — Bible
Sometimes,I don't know what to think Or How to react.I do some stupied things but that doesn't stop me from doing what I have to… — Jasmine
Im actually a very nice person until you piss me off. — Suman Rai
You wonder why I where dark/heavy makeup..Its because I dont want anyone to see my face..You wonder why I always wear a hoody and keep… — Jasmine
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO MEAN AND RUDE FOR?!LIKE REALLY I AIN'T PISSING ON YOUR CHERRIO'S,IM I? NO IM FREAKING NOT!STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR FREAKING… — Jasmine
I don't know who Karma is, but that bitch sure does piss off a lot of people. — Nikhil Saluja
@L. I'm sorry I constantly want to talk to you. I'm sorry when you get long to reply, I get sad. I'm sorry if I… — Natsumi Aka Leila

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