Piss Quotes

226 Piss quotes by 162 unique authors

Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss all over it? — Nikhil Saluja
Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining — Unknow
A boss while trying to piss off an employee, So! I hear you got a small dick?! Smart employee: Does your wife tell you everything! — Nikhil Saluja
Alarm clocks are like teachers, they wake you up and piss you off. — Nikhil Saluja
Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I Win! — Nikhil Saluja
I DO STILL LOVE YOU BUT I WOULDNT PISS IN YOUR EAR IF YOUR BRAIN WAS ON FIRE — Unknown Author
Those who walk in rains 'cause no one can see 'em cry', are the same people who piss in swimming pools 'cause no one can… — Akbar Cullen
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling. — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say… — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to please… — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out. — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Fake your own orgasm while dining out. — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse. — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint. — Nikhil Saluja
I may be 16 but I'm an easy person to piss off and trust you dont wanna do that but I guess you dnt kno… — NIKLOVESMEEKA
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
Look I anit fake like some bitches in the world 100% real right here I'm cool ti talk to but when u piss me off… — Unknown Author
Tayy!!Tayy,You and nik are absolutely adorable! You two are perfect.Tayy,You are totally awesome and I'm glad I met you.You are pretty,Funny,Nice,Caring,Intelligent I can go on… — Jasmine
When hungry, I'm a completely different person compared to when I'm full...You better pray to baby Jesus I'm full when you piss me off... — Lisette Alfaro

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