Piss Quotes

226 Piss quotes by 162 unique authors

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss — Diablo Cody
A strong reputation is like a good bonfire. When you have one kindled it's easy to keep the flame burning, even if someone comes along… — Zachary Taylor
The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.' — Unknown Author
If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs. — Whitey Herzog
What I'm doing is keeping the spirit of Rock'N Roll alive. Rock 'n roll is supposed to be fast and loud and its supposed to… — Marilyn Manson
The vice-presidency isnt worth a bucket of warm piss, — John Nance Garner
It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a sarcastic spoof on… — RuPaul
No matter how hard it gets, I’d rather be a soldier drowning in my own blood than a coward in my own piss — Chino XL
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis… — Eddie Izzard
I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never having kids and… — Jessica Biel
You read a lot about movies with budgets of $25 to 30 million. Hell, if a studio can piss away that kind of money, why… — Roy Scheider
We shouldn't piss them off, explained Frankie, because who knows what they'll do now that they've united. — E. Lockhart
Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off. — Colin Powell
Healing opportunities can be disguised as people who really piss you off. Pay attention because they could be your greatest teachers. — Gabrielle Bernstein
I piss on you all from a considerable height. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
One night, I pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought 'I've never tasted my own piss,'… — Brian Eno
Books aren't made in the way that babies are: they are made like pyramids. There's some long-pondered plan, and then great blocks of stone are… — Gustave Flaubert
Perfect preparation prevents piss-poor performance. — Woody Hayes
Love is all right for those who can handle the psychic overload. It's like trying to carry a full garbage can on your back over… — Charles Bukowski
Now Ive got this moniker that Im the foot-in-mouth gal, and I keep thinking, In what way? Because I said something you dont agree with?… — Katherine Heigl
They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom. — Joe Bageant
It's not very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living. — Will Graham
Edward Abbey said you must brew your own beer; kick in you Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your cabin and piss off the… — Bernd Heinrich
Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of. — Thom Yorke
If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich… — Lewis Black

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