Piss Quotes

226 Piss quotes by 162 unique authors

That was the thing about best friends. Like sisters and mothers, they could piss you off and make you cry and break your heart, but… — Kristin Hannah
Even a little dog can piss on a big building. — Jim Hightower
Don't piss your life away with suicide...it's a bullshit way out. — Gerard Way
They always call depression the blues, but I would have been happy to waken to a periwinkle outlook. Depression to me is urine yellow, washed… — Gillian Flynn
People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's… — Kevin Smith
Bus stops are far more interesting and useful places to have art than in museums. Graffiti has more chance of meaning something or changing stuff… — Banksy
The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. — Jim Harrison
People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity -… — Kanye West
Personally, I'd rather grow old alone than in the company of anyone I've met so far. I don't experience myself as lonely, incomplete, or unfulfilled,… — Sue Grafton
I did go through a Goth thing, but that was a long time ago. I just like artists that shake it up, that piss people… — Lisa Marie Presley
It got more exciting with each war. I mean the planes were going faster than hell when I was flying a Mustang, but by the… — Robin Olds
People are always saying, 'You're really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.' I'm getting pretty fed up with it. I… — Trent Reznor
Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water.… — Ted Nugent
I view my job as being someone who is supposed to piss people off. I don't want to be just one-of-the-guys. I don't want to… — Marilyn Manson
It's the world's smallest violin, playing 'My Heart Pumps Purple Piss for You.' — Unknown Author
Whoever coined the phrase 'a man's got to play the hand that was dealt him' was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer. — Jeannette Walls
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants. — Eddie Izzard
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. — Eddie Izzard
Don’t be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. — Ziad K. Abdelnour
You wanna hang with the big dogs, you can't piss like a pup. — Eric Koston
What happens when you broadcast the truth is you piss everyone off! — Milton William Cooper
You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at 3am--you do sometimes… — Dylan Moran
... As long as you continue to tar social democracy with all the crimes of communism, I feel equally entitled to tar the free market… — Unknown Author
We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary
Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? — Unknown Author

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162 authors contributed a total of 226 Piss Quotes, led by these top contributors: