Piss Quotes

226 Piss quotes by 162 unique authors

Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it; piss on it. — Hussein Nishah
U just piss off with ur friend!fuck,ya — Unknown Author
There are days when you really piss me off but at the end of the day I realized that no matter what you do I… — Mahmoud El Hallab
You go always have that ONE friend who always piss you off. — Shaundra
If I died today would people be piss? Its for them to decide if I was hated or loved — Zach Braaksma
I have the ability to multi-task and I'm multi-talented as well: I can talk and piss you off at the same time. — Young Siddiq Prince
Is sick of people pissing me off then bitching when I retaliate! You have 2 choices people 1: don't piss me off 2: deal with… — Young Siddiq Prince
So what if I piss people off for speaking my mind, It's called standing up for what you believe in when nobody else has the… — Nishan Panwar
I'm actually very nice person until you piss me off — Hussain Ahmed Bachchu
I don't have a criminal record but that's cause they haven't caught me yet.... don't piss me off. — Ritu Ghatourey
Smiling at someone that hates you just to piss them off even more...:) — Im_all_his;))
Smiling at someone that hates you just to piss them off more. — Ritu Ghatourey
Love is when you piss each other off and want to kill the other person but at the end of the day all you want… — Nishan Panwar
There is no snooze button on a dog that wants to go out for a piss. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Everyday you should have a smile on your face because it will piss off those who were trying to bring you down. — Serenity C
I'm not perfect, I'll annoy you, Piss you off, Say stupid stuff, And then take it back. But put that all aside, You'll never find… — Ritu Ghatourey
DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. — Nikhil Saluja
Knows that you cannot please everyone all at once, but finds it funny how easily you can piss everyone off all at once! — Nishan Panwar
Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. I hate you ... — Jazoozie
Every time you piss me off, I gain the courage to say goodbye to you. I wonder how much more pissing off you have to… — Unknown Author
If it is my attitude which piss you why don't you show me my perfect sides.? — Crosby Kwaw
Girls that get pregnant and still act reckless piss me off. You can't just think for yourself anymore, you have a kid to think about… — Shawn Captain
You can piss your name in snow? I can piss mine in concrete. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm multi-talented I can talk and piss you off at the same time. — KM II

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