Piss Quotes

226 Piss quotes by 162 unique authors

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. — Anmol Andore
Dont piss down my back and try to tell me its raining — Myself
I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed. — Green Monk
Somewhere down the road I guess we took a wrong turn I took your pictures, lit a match and watch them all burn I can't… — Unknown Author
Im sorry. I constantly want to talk to you. Im sorry when you take long to reply, I get sad. Im sorry if I say… — Austin Vanpelt
The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and people… — Jo Brand
Clappin' the pistol burns like clap when you piss too. — Lupe Fiasco
The King of the Ghetto ain't no punk mothafucka, I'll open my hand and slap mothafuckas, I guess they shouldn'ta been some stupid ass dumb… — Z-Ro
Sometimes I'm that, sometimes I'm this but the flow stay nastier than hallway piss. — Styles P
I'm doper than a bobby brown piss test, bitches blow me till they aint got no spit left, do it movin 'cause slow niggaz get… — Mac Dre
This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard — Eastbound And Down
First, I do like this. Put a look on my face like I smell some piss. — Mac Dre
I really enjoy that we have a big family and at Christmas there are six of us and we irritate the piss out of each… — Florence And The Machine
Jealousy, I ask thee: "What is this for? ". How was I to know I was happy being piss poor. — Malice (Clipse)
If being dope made you broke I am piss poor. — Cyhi Da Prynce
I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our relationship- not platonic in the purest sense, there was no… — Russell Brand
Then you can tell me just how it taste but before I nut I shoot some piss in your face you fuckin coward, tremblin like… — DJ Quik
So baby girl I'm gonna get you undressed. I know you like it when I give you rough sex .Bend over let me hold you… — Serani
Well that is not true! The courtcase has been dropped. So yeah I didnt piss on you alright? Atleast the cops cant prove it. No… — Oliver Sykes
She doesnt need to worry about it though. Til you piss me off. — Justin Bobby
Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw piss… — Riley Freeman
When I see piss coming, I move. — Riley Freeman
You love is something like shit, my love at least I have a pot to piss — Eric Ryan Elliott
If I hadda dick I would whip it out and piss on em!!! — Nicki Minaj
Do y'all got a bathroom up in here? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind it. — Money Mike

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