Piss Quotes

226 Piss quotes by 162 unique authors

I wish I was really short, so I could hide under your legs, and bite your crotch when you piss me off. — Unknown Author
Piss Perfection Shit Exellence Spit Intellegence — Unknown Author
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.… — Unknown Author
If I had a dick I would pull it out and piss on em . — Nicki Minaj
I like to piss on myself,its so attractive... — Slash
YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!! 2… — Mike Epps
Dont piss in an old mans soup ! :) piss on his lawn to realy make him angry! — Unknown Author
If I had a d**k, I would pull it out and piss on 'em. — Nicki Minaj
I walk light so I don't piss the ground off! — Lil Wayne
Why do child molesters in Michigan get to live right next door to a school after doing twelve years in prison for touching a two… — Massmurder
India is the only country in the world where a person can piss but can't kiss in public! — My Thought
And-nan-na-na-na they ain't feelin' y'all hoes. If you was on fire, I wouldn't piss on y'all hoes. — Iggy Azalea
When you allow people to piss you off, you're just letting them have that satisfaction. Just ignore them and laugh they'll be pissed — Sergio Raza
I ain't got no pot to piss in so I use your kitchen sink your better dodge them dishes — C-DASH
There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death… — Charles Bukowski
Stacking all this money homie, tryna see that ceiling break. Mula ain't everything homie, it's the only thing. Came from a hall of piss, straight… — Big Sean
It's like everyday that goes by it gets a little tougher/ Never had it easy I grew up a little rougher/ But the easy way… — Tactics
Girl's are absolutely worse than guys. I don't care what anyone says. You piss a guy off he may say something mean about you but… — Jazmin Garcia
Why can't girls cheat on guys but guys can cheat on girls.even though guys cheat it hurts the girls 3times as bad I hate guys… — Monica Rubio
If that man was on fire and I had to piss to put him out, I wouldnt do it. I hate him and will never… — James Harrison
I'm muti-talented. Why? Cuz' I can talk and piss you off at the same time. — Michiiko
I pray for forgiveness as my thoughts have no limits and my actions have no mercy. People piss me off that's why I never talk.… — Justin Lee Riner
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker
The truth shall set you free! But it's likely to piss someone off in the process. — Adrianrayshawn
I'm not perfect, I'll annoy you, Piss you off, say stupid stuff, And den take it back, But put dat all aside, You will neVer… — Unknown Author

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