"I grew up having to piss in a……" — Ozzy Osbourne

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was… - Ozzy Osbourne
"I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain."

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