Turds Quotes
25 quotes by 19 authors
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I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.
— Nicolas Cage
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As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
— George Carlin
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Don't pole-vault over mouse turds.
— Wayne Dyer
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you…
— John Oliver
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I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that…
— Ozzy Osbourne
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Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
— Harry S. Truman
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So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
— Cody Lundin
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
— Bill Hicks
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A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.
— Larry McMurtry
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When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds.
— Charlie Munger
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Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is…
— Joey Barton
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The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on…
— Charles Bukowski
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Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out.
— Charles Bukowski
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I live in a 9 million dollar turd.
— Ozzy Osbourne
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The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.
— Bum Phillips
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The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking with…
— Merle Haggard
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a…
— Bill Hicks
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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
— Trey Parker
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When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds.
— Charles Bukowski
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..few writers like other writers' works. The only time they like them is when they are dead or if they have been for a long…
— Charles Bukowski
Who Wrote These Turds Quotes
19 authors contributed a total of 25 Turds Quotes as follows: