Turds Quotes

25 quotes by 19 authors

I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up. — Nicolas Cage
As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path. — George Carlin
Don't pole-vault over mouse turds. — Wayne Dyer
Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you… — John Oliver
I grew up having to piss in a bucket â€™cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that… — Ozzy Osbourne
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. — Harry S. Truman
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich. — Cody Lundin
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. — Bill Hicks
A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose. — Larry McMurtry
When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds. — Charlie Munger
Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is… — Joey Barton
The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on… — Charles Bukowski
Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out. — Charles Bukowski
I live in a 9 million dollar turd. — Ozzy Osbourne
The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right. — Bum Phillips
The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking with… — Merle Haggard
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a… — Bill Hicks
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker
When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds. — Charles Bukowski
..few writers like other writers' works. The only time they like them is when they are dead or if they have been for a long… — Charles Bukowski

Who Wrote These Turds Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 25 Turds Quotes as follows: