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- I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up. — Nicolas Cage
- As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path. — George Carlin
- Don't pole-vault over mouse turds. — Wayne Dyer
- Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states… — John Oliver
- I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese… — Ozzy Osbourne
- Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. — Harry S. Truman
- So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a… — Cody Lundin
- Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. — Bill Hicks
- A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose. — Larry McMurtry
- When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds. — Charlie Munger
- Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks… — Joey Barton
- The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers.… — Charles Bukowski